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Real NCO's:
1. Can cuss for ten minutes without ever repeating a word.
2. Can remember when there weren't so many wussy soldiers.
3. Have a spine.
4. Can play a cherry Lieutenant like a finely tuned instrument.
5. Can see in the dark.
6. Have eyes in the back of their heads.
7. Have actually read the US Constitution.
8. Would rather be on the frontline than behind a desk.
9. Have wet dreams about leading an assault on Baghdad.
10. Still don't trust the Russians.
11. Still hate the French.
12. Don't know how to be politically correct.
13. Don't give a damn about being politically correct.
14. Think that "politically correct" should fall under "sodomy" in the UCMJ.
15. Love deploying to combat because there is less paperwork and more "real" work.
16. Don't like taking orders from a guy who couldn't get a DD 214.
17. Still know how to use a buffer.
18. Can tell you anything you want to know about an M-1 Garand even though they are no longer in the Army inventory.
19. Believe that they do have a rendezvous with destiny.
20. Know that the Cuban military was too damn stupid to have assassinated Kennedy.
21. Believe that "Nuts" wasn't all that Brigadier General McAuliffe said to the Germans at Bastogne.
22. Don't know how to use a "stress card".
23. Idolize John Wayne.
24. Don't believe that AAFES really needs a "Commander".
25. Can remember when gays weren't a "minority group".
26. Won't brief it if it is too complicated to fit on one page of those little green notebooks.
27. Would have paid money to see Custer getting his clock cleaned.
28. Really don't like taking crap from those whom haven't "been there".
29. Know how to properly construct a field latrine.
30. Know how to do a daisy chain.
31. Knows that a daisy chain is not a sex act.
32. Might admire the Germans, but still realize they got their butts kicked.
33. Aren't afraid of the Chinese, who probably don't have enough rowboats to invade Taiwan.
34. Would rather be OPFOR than MOPP4.
35. Know that the digital Army is more screwed up than the old one.
36. Think that the neutron bomb would be appropriate for the Bosnia, Iraq and Kosovo scenarios.
37. Don't believe a damn thing the Iraqis say.
38. Don't need a GPS to find themselves.
39. Think of military pilots as guys who wear pajamas to work.
40. Have enough BDU's and long johns in their closet to start a surplus store.
41. Think that MRE's taste good. (with a little hot sauce) Change 1 Cs are better than MREs except Ham & MFs
42. Would like to see what kind of creature "ham and chicken loaf" comes from.
43. Can be found eating and bunking with the troops.
44. Are convinced that "wall-to-wall" counseling really works.
45. Know how to make coffee when the measuring scoop goes missing.
46. Know that it's not good coffee when you can see through it, or when you can stand a truck jack up in it.
47. Don't blame poor marksmanship on their M-16.
48. Know that cold beer is a great motivator
49. Know that lousy leaders will always say they have lousy soldiers.
 

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And can say, "You SUCK!" to anything or anybody regardless of rank, race, religion or moral code...
 

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Originally posted by El Pirata
This is true to but it might fall under #1.

Only on the traxxas forum
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No on the traxxas forums that would be unwritten rule #427 out of 1000 unwritten rules that guve authority to the mods to do what they please regardless of whether it is a rule or not. As long as the mod thinks it might have been a rule or should have been a rules it is a rule,
 

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Originally posted by El Pirata
No on the traxxas forums that would be unwritten rule #427 out of 1000 unwritten rules that guve authority to the mods to do what they please regardless of whether it is a rule or not. As long as the mod thinks it might have been a rule or should have been a rules it is a rule,

Dude I heard there was a special invisible copy of this manaul but the TRX Froum Wraiths OQ AND HW are its protectors and will let know one see it. I am afraid that it has consumed them the magical invisble Book has to much power for such simple Mods. We must unite and oh I think i better stop now before house cleaning shows up...


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The real rule book is a figment of the drug induced state under which some of the mods on the other forums operate. If they could remove their heads from their sphincters long enough to breath fresh air, they might realize that SUCK and HELL are common English and generally not considered foul language. The problem is with their heads jammed up there, everytime someone comes along and kicks their arse...their head goes further up and becomes more lodged...:angry:

To our mods...please leave this alone...all comments are opinion and general in nature...;)
 

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Well I was never it the Military, What is an NCO?
By the description above it sounds like a “True American.” :D
 

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50 know you can't never have to much C4.
51 Know there is never to much fire power in a battle.
52 know you never leave a man behind...........
 

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Well matts why dont you tell us what she said in the pm to you???
 

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Originally posted by Hunter
Well matts why dont you tell us what she said in the pm to you???
Thats right Matts have some cajonies and Post it here for the world to see. X
 

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Weak...weak excuse...grow a pair and post the pm. Let us decide whether or not it is worthy of getting upset about...
 

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lets see the pm matts........post the pm...........................show us the (*&&% pm NOW!!!!!!!!!! :)
 

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Originally posted by Niffken
lets see the pm matts........post the pm...........................show us the (*&&% pm NOW!!!!!!!!!! :)
Now that I think about it, I agree with Niffken, we do need to see the PM before we decide on some wall to wall counseling.
 

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back in college we called them blanket parties.. ........... like full metal jacket (soap in the socks )

it hurts
 

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Naw, wall to wall counseling is something totally different. It is not a gentle reminder like you saw in Full Metal Jacket.
 

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ok then matts dont post the pm...i want to see wall to wall counseling!!!!!:)
 

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oh i still want to see it

:)
 
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