Christ on a popsicle stick! I read a similar article from my home page and it said something to the effect that her parents were clutching each other, sobbing uncontrollably! YOU'RE FRIGGIN' JOKING ME! She's in for only 45 DAYS and deserved it! This titan of the business world, sobbing over this?
Hey, I'm as polar opposite of angel as one can probably be without truly being evil. Many, many moons ago I had to do a brief stretch in county for being a dumbass kid. Not my proudest moment by far and I am not one to brag about it, but my Dad didn't even come to court (although I told him and my Mom not to) and since I knew I had been an idiot, I told the judge that I was guilty and prepared to accept whatever punishment he saw fit. I was hoping for zero days, he thought twenty was better with no early release. So right from there, off to county I went and did my twenty. Didn't allow my wife or parents to visit because it was truly humiliating (as anyone that's been in the clinker can attest to) and when I got out, my Pop came up to me, gave me a hug and said, "They put a good man in there, although that good man did F*&^ up!"
If Paris has any shred of decency (doubt it) or humility (yeah, right) she'll just own up to her mistake, quit crying about it and just deal with it! If her parents were parents at all, that'd just admit she made a mistake, tell her to deal with it and then move on!
Now, if they'd just toss Nicole, Britney and Lindsay in there as well!
And before 4U and HB even say it, yes, I know you'd still hit it!