A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down
a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers
him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this
gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do
not eat the rich, moist almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that
it is not
possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Where upon the old lady Answers, "we just love the
chocolate around them."
a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers
him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this
gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do
not eat the rich, moist almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that
it is not
possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Where upon the old lady Answers, "we just love the
chocolate around them."
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