New TSA Slogans

[hamz9561]

TSA Slogans Of The Week

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-- Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

-- Grope discounts available.

-- If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

-- Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

-- Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

-- Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

-- We are now free to move about your pants.

-- We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

-- It's not a grope ... It's a freedom pat.

-- When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

-- TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

-- You were a virgin.

-- We handle more packages than the USPS.

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!

I'd be willing to pay extra for that kind of treatment.

 

[slowngreen]

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

 

[Metalhead Matt]

Smilin' ear to ear. Those are pretty good.

 

[NCNitro]

LMAO!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEMRSp7vaY"]YouTube - Don't Touch My Junk (the TSA Hustle) song + video by Michael Adams[/ame]

 

[HPIguy]

LMAO, those are awesome. Screw it, next time I fly, I'm gonna have some fun with it. I'm gonna stuff my crotch with socks, and if I get patted down and they ask me to pull it out, I'm gonna tell em sure, but that cost's extra.

 

[NCNitro]

That cartoon brings up a good point with me actually. It will be a cold day in hell when some TSA perv is gonna feel up one of my sons, or put them in the naked xray machine. F THAT! Plain and simple this bullshit is a violation of our constitutional rights. We are losing more and more freedoms every single day, I say enough is enough already.

 

[neobart]

LMFAO!

I'd be willing to pay extra for that kind of treatment.

Diana Ross sure didn't appreciate it.

 

[abadk9420]

That cartoon brings up a good point with me actually. It will be a cold day in hell when some TSA perv is gonna feel up one of my sons, or put them in the naked xray machine. F THAT! Plain and simple this bullshit is a violation of our constitutional rights. We are losing more and more freedoms every single day, I say enough is enough already.

X2 , total bullsh!t in my opinion!!!!!!! Glad I don't fly, the last time I flew was over 20 years ago.

 

[hamz9561]

I flew out of a small regional airport a 3-years ago when my dad died and I had to come home for the funeral. I did get scrutinized a bit harder because it was a last minute flight but it was basically the drill of removing the metal from my person and emptying my pockets. They did paw through everything in my bag, but it wasn't that invasive compared to what they're doing now.

Isn't there something we can do to get rid of the machines that they are using now and go to a more advanced "sniffer" type machine and metal detector combo?

 

[hamz9561]

Here's another new one:

Fly the fondling skies!

 

[Rolex]

It will be a cold day in hell when some TSA perv is gonna feel up one of my sons,

I saw a cell phone photo on the news of a 6 year old boy standing there shirtless!!!
WHY? Are there pedophiles working there that can now grope kids with governmental permission?
When is enough, enough?

Tell the terrorists they can leave us alone from now on. It's obvious that they have won. Our constitutional rights have been flushed down the toilet in the name of national security.
The book "1984" was off on the year, but we are certainly learning what it's like to live in a police state.

When I was a kid, this was a free country.

 

[NCNitro]

I saw a cell phone photo on the news of a 6 year old boy standing there shirtless!!!

You wanna talk about some serious airport rage, if they did that to my son, someone would have gotten hurt for sure!!!!

 

[hamz9561]

I've been wondering if a cavity search is less invasive than the TSA's pat down search?

 

[NCNitro]

"Those who would give up their liberties for security, deserve neither".

- Benjamin Franklin

Here's yet another horror story. Anyone here think this is ok? I sure as hell do not!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=77140

 

[hamz9561]

Yet another example of the stupidity caused by congress critters' pet pork barrels. They are being lobbied to buy this technology and when a false reading is given, the TSA people get to have their fun doing a pat down.

 

[Rolex]

"Those who would give up their liberties for security, deserve neither".

- Benjamin Franklin

That's absolutely brilliant.
America has the oldest, longest standing constitution on the planet, but what our forefathers had in mind when they created it, crumbles more every day.

I don't want this thread to disappear in the FFA, so as long as it doesn't become a political rant it can stay here for everyone to read and add to. Our freedom is too important to be ignored.

 

[WoodiE]

New t-shirt.

 

[Rolex]

LMAO!!! Funny, but no joke!
Without the face, it signifies a "Safe Place" indicating a hug. There's one on the front of the Kroger's grocery store here, and recently someone drew a face on it. Cracked me up when I saw it.

 

[hamz9561]

Now that's funny, Woodie, I don't care who you are!