My wife's afternoon delight with the UPS guy

[sweetdiesel]

Hi All,

This is sweetdisel's wife wanting to thank Mr. Ed (and I don't mean the horse) for a delightful encounter with the UPS guy today. There was a ring at the door this afternoon, and all I can think is what part did my husband now purchase on ebay!? I opened the door and there stands the UPS guy with a strange look on his face. He handed me the package with a wry slimy smile. I thanked him and thought what a strange guy! So I closed the door and looked at the label and noticed that it was from Ed's store and immediately got excited because I knew they were my ink cartridges.

Still confused at the UPS guy, I didn't rotate the box and placed it on the counter. I stepped away to get a soda from the fridge and turned back around where the box was sitting on the counter. Holy s#@t! I was laughing so hard I started to cry! There in big bold letters on both sides of the box were...

Thanks for the good laugh Ed!

 

[.21Rc10GT]

thats ed for ya!!! Holy crap that is hilarious!

 

[robmob]

Good one Ed.

 

[itsme]

OMG ROFLMAO thats some funny poop right there, nice one ED!

 

[beason]

mental note make sure ed doesn't know its me when i order..

 

[jetmechG550]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one!

 

[sweetdiesel]

You got me gooooood ED, I guess it serves me right for messing with people's packages. I'm just thankful she didn't open the box and find this...

I think prank season has just re-opened, let the games begin! :wedgie:

 

[FastEddy]

I forgot you had Fridays off.
Next time Ill make sure it comes any other day.

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I should read the post.....
You did get it not Dom HE-HE!!!!
I hope your afternooner was good..
The UPS driver will never look at you the same way again.

 

[Candyman]

Let this stand as a warning to you all. When you order from Eddy, you assume all risks and responsibilities.....

Excellent work Eddy!

 

[digger]

LMAO!!! The empoyees at UPS probably had a blast with that!

Just what kind of sex toys do ya need to keep dry, and are fragile??? :shrug:

 

[HeartBreak]

I'm spittin sodas' left n right here... Funny part is, I actually know a UPS driver, and he tells me stories about such labels - Ed, looks like you're famous!

 

[sweetdiesel]

LMFAO Candyman looks like you got the good stuff!


Just wait till X-mas Ed, my motto is

"I don't get mad I get even...." muahahahahaha

 

[4u2nv]

Omg thats awesome..lol I gotta learn to be more creative on my next packages..lol

 

[mr_bob]

I'm just glad i dont do any trades or buys off youll

my parents would freak if i got a package marked with that on it

and yes i know I'm 19 and still live with my parents oh well its free thats all that matters

 

[digger]

Hey sweetdiesel,
Send him a package with "refurbished sex toys" wrote on it! Have stuff leaking out of the box. Maybe poke a bunch of airholes in the package for the hell of it.

I love this site!!! You guys are a blast!

 

[CorradoPsi]

now, digger, he's got a hell of an idea there! nice one Eddy.

 

[HeartBreak]

Hey sweetdiesel,
Send him a package with "refurbished sex toys" wrote on it! Have stuff leaking out of the box. Maybe poke a bunch of airholes in the package for the hell of it.

I love this site!!! You guys are a blast!

I'll go ya one better; add in a shake-to-activate soundbox that has a gerbil noise on it.

 

[Blah420]

ahaha thats pretty damn funny

 

[bustedgears]

Extra small condoms

Handle with care

Keep out of direct sunlight.

 

[digger]

Please handle with care:
Ronco 3000 penis pump enclosed.

Just what kind of noise does a Gerbil make?????

Looks like "Mr. Ed" has probably helped a lot of UPS employees through the long days.