A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to
takeoff when another man with a Labrador Retriever
occupies the empty seats alongside.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they
work for the airline.
The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a sniffing
dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne
when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to
the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a
woman for a few seconds.
It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman
Is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and
her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on
arrival."
Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab
sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.
The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again
I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits
down next to someone.
He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and
poops all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going
on?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!
takeoff when another man with a Labrador Retriever
occupies the empty seats alongside.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they
work for the airline.
The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a sniffing
dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne
when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to
the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a
woman for a few seconds.
It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman
Is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and
her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on
arrival."
Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab
sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.
The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again
I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits
down next to someone.
He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and
poops all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going
on?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!
