read this one on joke sheet i saw at work.
a penguin is driving his car thru the desert. he starts to see smoke coming from under his hood, looks down at the instrument panel and his coolant temp gauge is in the red zone. he was able to reach the next small town, and dropped off his car for repairs at a small auto service shop. the mechanic tells him itll be awhile, so he decides to go for a walk and kill some time. now being a penguin in the desert and all, he was starting to get hot, but eventually he made it to an ice cream shop and got him a big double scoop vannila cone. penguins love cold stuff, but obviosly with his beak he had a hard time eating the ice cream, and got alot of it all over his face. content with his new treat he made his way back towards the auto shop to check up on his car. as he was walking in the shop, the mechanic looked up from under the hood of the penguins car and said to the penguin, "looks like you blew a seal." looking surprised the penguin said back to the mechanic, "Oh no! i jsut had a big cone of vanilla ice cream!"
a penguin is driving his car thru the desert. he starts to see smoke coming from under his hood, looks down at the instrument panel and his coolant temp gauge is in the red zone. he was able to reach the next small town, and dropped off his car for repairs at a small auto service shop. the mechanic tells him itll be awhile, so he decides to go for a walk and kill some time. now being a penguin in the desert and all, he was starting to get hot, but eventually he made it to an ice cream shop and got him a big double scoop vannila cone. penguins love cold stuff, but obviosly with his beak he had a hard time eating the ice cream, and got alot of it all over his face. content with his new treat he made his way back towards the auto shop to check up on his car. as he was walking in the shop, the mechanic looked up from under the hood of the penguins car and said to the penguin, "looks like you blew a seal." looking surprised the penguin said back to the mechanic, "Oh no! i jsut had a big cone of vanilla ice cream!"
