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An older lady gets pulled over for doing 70 in a 45 MPH zone.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: Can I see your insurance I.D. card.
Older Women: My insurance was cancelled for leaving the
scene of my drunken driving accident.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Leiutenant: Ma'am, step out of your vehicle please.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Leiutenant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Leiutenant: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but a spare tire.
Leiutenant: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here's the registration and the insurance card.
The Leiutenant is now quite puzzled.
Leiutenant: My officer also claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out her license and hands it to the officer.
The Leiutenant examines the license, and everything checks out.
Leiutenant: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: Can I see your insurance I.D. card.
Older Women: My insurance was cancelled for leaving the
scene of my drunken driving accident.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Leiutenant: Ma'am, step out of your vehicle please.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Leiutenant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Leiutenant: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but a spare tire.
Leiutenant: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here's the registration and the insurance card.
The Leiutenant is now quite puzzled.
Leiutenant: My officer also claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out her license and hands it to the officer.
The Leiutenant examines the license, and everything checks out.
Leiutenant: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too.
