Two rednecks were driving around, drinking beers. The passenger, Bubba, said, "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a Poe-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' these here beers." Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' em, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads".
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
They finished their beers, stuffed the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch".
drinkin' these here beers." Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' em, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads".
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
They finished their beers, stuffed the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch".
