Half my face is gone!

[FastEddy]

Don’t you just love it when you get back from the dentist and you can’t feel your face for hours? It’s kind of like a good acid trip. I know I have a face, I can touch it but when I do I can’t feel a thing. I’m drooling out the side of my mouth like a tard and haven’t been able to do anything but wash the front of my shirt trying to drink water.

It’s so fun I think ill go do it again next week.

Just thought I would share.

 

[phx123]

I like it when you bite your cheek...but you dont know you did it. Funny I dont remember chewing any gum ????haha

 

[sweetdiesel]

Ah that brings back memories of when I had my 4 wisdom teeth pulled. I drove myself to the pharmacy after the surgery to get my meds. After slobbering all over the pharmacy clerk and slurring my information to her, I walked back to the car to find that I had both spit and blood running off my chin and down my shirt. Didn't feel a thing. Good times!

 

[FastEddy]

Got the work done at 11:00 and its just now going away.
HOLLY F- this poop hurts. Mild discomfort MY ASS!!

 

[sweetdiesel]

Did they give you meds? My doc prescribed Vicodine, but I just took a bunch of Advil and saved the good stuff for when the wife really gives me a headache.

 

[olds97_lss]

I have to go in a couple of weeks... I hate the dentist. I'd rather cut my thumb off with a spoon than have a dentist grinding my teeth.

I cracked a molar...

 

[Monkey Wrench]

I’m drooling out the side of my mouth like a tard and haven’t been able to do anything but wash the front of my shirt trying to drink water.

Huh, thought this was an everyday occurence for you. Well, learned something new today!

 

[jetmechG550]

LOL, reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer was walking down the street in those goofy shoes and the guy Elaine worked for was having some sort of benefit for "special needs" people and he thought Kramer was a 'tard cause of the shoes and he just came from the dentist.

 

[Karl M]

The Navy was kind enough to pull my 4 wisdom teeth, I got the day of the proceedure and the next off. Went back to work with a case of dry socket. Damn, the good old days

 

[neobart]

If the pain gets to much to bear. Just switch between Ibuprofen and Paracetamol every 2 hours.
That's what I did when I had two wisdom teeth pulled. Oh and the ones in the lower mouth hurt like a motherfucker.

 

[hb1111]

the dentist is one guy you wanna be nice to....they can really make you suffer if they want....i had my nuts go numb a few times....when i felt them it felt like someone else grabbing them...lol

 

[dannyd]

LOL. Lucky for me I never had a cavity or any need to have anything like that happen to me.

 

[andrewtexas7450]

I hate my braces so much i go to the orthodontist every other week because i brake tham and the dentist is a 45 min drive but i am happy whan i go the moddle shop is on the way. lol

 

[HeartBreak]

Believe me, I know your pain all too well, eddy. I've been through three 'gone under' oral surgeries, and let me tell ya; the recovery makes biting your cheek look like nothing.

The drooling wasn't the worst part of it; sitting in front of the TV for several days nodding in and out of sleep was.

On the plus side, nothing beat the wheelchair ride out to the car (and the blonde nurse pushin the wheelchair).