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Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night
Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They
were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz behind a
headstone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take
off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want
to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was
on one of
the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon.
After finishing, they then made off for home.
The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said,
"This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home
last night without
her panties."
"That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck
to her ass that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They
were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz behind a
headstone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take
off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want
to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was
on one of
the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon.
After finishing, they then made off for home.
The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said,
"This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home
last night without
her panties."
"That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck
to her ass that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
