Ever Had One of Those Days...

[Monkey Wrench]

every second of everyday sitting the those awful, extremely uncomfortable, pos chairs staring at the wall sleeping with my eyes open (sometimes closed)

Just wait until college and you're trying to do all of this with a raging Old Milwaukee/Taco Bell hangover after doing the walk of shame from Tondalaya Lipshits house hoping you can slide into your 8:00 AM Anthro 100 lecture praying nobody notices you smell like hot garbage.

Keep in mind, I've personally never experienced this, but my hick roomate used to tell me it was HELL!

 

[AC48]

Just wait until college and you're trying to do all of this with a raging Old Milwaukee/Taco Bell hangover after doing the walk of shame from Tondalaya Lipshits house hoping you can slide into your 8:00 AM Anthro 100 lecture praying nobody notices you smell like hot garbage.

Keep in mind, I've personally never experienced this, but my hick roomate used to tell me it was HELL!

Yea....sure...don't lie to yourself like that MW. That was you!

Man, I can't wait for college!

 

[NvNitro]

Just wait until college and you're trying to do all of this with a raging Old Milwaukee/Taco Bell hangover after doing the walk of shame from Tondalaya Lipshits house hoping you can slide into your 8:00 AM Anthro 100 lecture praying nobody notices you smell like hot garbage.

Keep in mind, I've personally never experienced this, but my hick roomate used to tell me it was HELL!

LMAO...

 

[Revo Rancher]

OK, I admit it, I was MW's hick roommate...

 

[Monkey Wrench]

OK, I admit it, I was MW's hick roommate...

I dunno, my hick roomate used to regularly fall asleep with a HUGE dip in his mouth and wake up the next morning with dip spit (and dip) all over his face, in his hair and all over his sheets and pillows. He had a loft and my other roomate had the bed underneath him and, without fail, at least twice a month that hick would roll over and knock his spittoon over and dump it on the guy underneath him. After one quarter I moved out, couldn't take it anymore!

 

[AC48]

I dunno, my hick roomate used to regularly fall asleep with a HUGE dip in his mouth and wake up the next morning with dip spit (and dip) all over his face, in his hair and all over his sheets and pillows. He had a loft and my other roomate had the bed underneath him and, without fail, at least twice a month that hick would roll over and knock his spittoon over and dump it on the guy underneath him. After one quarter I moved out, couldn't take it anymore!

That is absolutely disgusting...I hope I don't have a roomate half as bad as that.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

You will, trust me...

 

[Revo Rancher]

Yep. Roommates suck. Don't own anything you care about, too. It will be missing, broken or messed with until it is unusable.

MW, I think I lived through more than my share of those mornings. I swore that some of the chicks in class could still smell on my breath the p****y I ate. Off campus brew pubs, YEAHHH!!!!

 

[AC48]

Well at least not freshmen year, one of my close friends is going to the same school and we have signed up to be roomates. But, in future years I am sure I will have the wonderful experience of a shity roomate.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Well at least not freshmen year, one of my close friends is going to the same school and we have signed up to be roomates.

Yeah, wait until you both wake up from a Kamchatka-induced bender spooning with each other on the "outside" couch!

 

[AC48]

Yeah, wait until you both wake up from a Kamchatka-induced bender spooning with each other on the "outside" couch!

LMAO! I can't wait!