Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads

[StrechM]

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS ... AND MORE

40-ish ... 49
Adventurous .... Slept with everyone
Athletic ... No tits
Average looking .... Ugly
Beautiful .... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile .... Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure .... On medication
Feminist .... Fat
Free spirit .... Junkie
Friendship first .... Former slut
Fun .... Annoying
New-Age .... Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned .... No BJs
Open-minded .... Desperate
Outgoing .... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate .... Sloppy drunk
Professional .... Bitch
Voluptuous .... Very Fat
Large frame .... Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate .... Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

[robmob]

LMAO. Good one.

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

Classic once again!! You keep everyone on my distribution list very entertained. One a side not I had some questions for you when you get time about mortgages.

 

[scottm]

That is hilarious! My ex fit every single one!

 

[Rolex]

That is hilarious! My ex fit every single one!

This was not a joke, although it seems humorous. Everyone's ex fits every single one.

 

[StrechM]

This was not a joke, although it seems humorous. Everyone's ex fits every single one.

Who are you guys trying to kid???? My wife says the mens english part fits me to the tee and the womens english well, you know the rest. My ex...I'm not even going there.

 

[olds97_lss]

My wife fits most of the woman list. Don't all women?

My philosophy is marry the one that annoys you the least and hope for the best.

 

[Rolex]

The best philosophy I've ever heard is find a woman you can't stand, buy her a house and leave.

 

[ImBroken]

Easy guys.... We have a few women, in house... lol :ahh:

 

[Rolex]

In that case, we're open for an equal bashing from them.
I'm sorry, Ma'am, I didn't mean to offend you. what kind of house would you be interested in?

 

[hb1111]

WE have women in this house where are they?that was some good info I'm going to print it and put it in my warehouse for my workers!!!

 

[vbgagnon]

That is soooooo true!!

 

[RC10GT-GUY]

That is very ture lol!!

 

[TEXAS-NITRO-MAN]

LMAOROG This is funny and yet so true...