Chuck Norris.....

[h8z2luze]

If their bad then thats ok....lol. I liked Blood Sport...

Blood sport is amazing!

 

[SteelCityNitro]

Chuck Norris one urinated in the tank of a semi-truck. The truck later became optimus prime.

 

[HPI-Killer]

^^ROFL^^
I LOL'd @ that haha

 

[piccorevo]

Chuck Norris does not push himself up when he does pushups he pushes the world down

 

[Rolex]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.


FrostY

That's a GREAT line.

When Chuck Norris donates blood, it's NEVER his own.
He once got pulled over for speeding. The cop was very thankful that Chuck let him off with just a warning.

 

[Phins Fan]

^^^^hahahahahaha^^^^^^^

 

[h8z2luze]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

 

[revo_rob_1984]

I like chuck norris and all but some of the norrisisims I've heard are pretty stupid. . .prime example

I'm so chuck norris i can unscramble and egg
Chuck Norris invented Giraffes by uppercutting a horse.
Chuck norris Counted to Infiniti.....Twice
ECT

but on the subject of action movie guys
My personal favorite is Jason Statham
Just sayin

 

[h8z2luze]

lol I laughed at the giraffe one... Guess I'm just a lil kid at heart.

 

[hamz9561]

Chuck Norris is so bad that he doesn't have a chin under his beard; it's another fist!

 

[Dimzin]

Still lmao about giraffe and bear ones, niiiice thread, I don`t have any comparable norisisms though, thanks for the laughs.
-D-

 

[hamz9561]

Chuck Norris doesn't visit Bulgaria, Bulgaria visits Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear that Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra?

After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.


*** Just got finished watching The Expendables 2 and it had a LOT of the action heroes mentioned here like Jason Statham, Jet Li, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ahhnuld, Bruce Willis, Stallone, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren and of course the Lone Wolf himself, Chuck Norris. If you haven't seen it, see it. Lots of fun.

 

[Rolex]

Chuck Norris is now 72 years old. YES, SEVENTY TWO!!!

Today, the deadliest part of a Chuck Norris round house kick is the fart that escapes when he lifts his leg. :farting:pps:

 

[hamz9561]

But if he sat around wearing no pants and polishing things, no one would EVER tease him about it.

 

[ausher]

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands...

Now they're just called the islands...


God said "let there be light!"

Chuck Norris said "say please!"

 

[godale03]

They once named a bridge after Chuck Norris but later had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris

 

[Zdragon71]

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you just answer the wrong phone!

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasnt built up the nerve to tell him.

 

[ausher]

Chuck Norris can bring a dead thread back from the graveyard.. .

 

[Rolex]

Hamz brought it back because he had a dream about Chuck kicking his ass.

 

[olds97_lss]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

That one made me spit pop out! LOL