Chuck Norris.....

[frickenjoey]

I heard that Chuck Norris just died....

Come to find out, Death just had a near Chuck experiance.

 

[ausher]

Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle....

 

[hamz9561]

Hamz brought it back because he had a dream about Chuck kicking his ass.

Actually it was a movie I watched....

 

[Non Crimen]

Chuck Norris once saved a building from a burning baby.


Sent from my Pipboy-3000 in the Capital Wasteland.

 

[2revo1maxx]

I'm such a bad ass, my middle name is Norris......No, really, it is.

 

[2revo1maxx]

Chuck Norris doesn't run with the bulls, they run from him.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave with a razor, he shaves with a chainsaw.