Chuck Norris.....

[Rolex]

Makes onions cry.
Wins staring contests with the sun.

 

[slowngreen]

I'm not a Norris fan. Steve McQueen could have taken him out in his day with a double punch to the face then made him kiss his knuckles...

 

[Phins Fan]

Dont forget about Steven Segal!!! The only 60 yr old who can do a karate chop and make a helicoptor explode!!! Chuck Norris got nothin on that!!!

 

[slowngreen]

"I'm Steven Segal", that says it all...Equally bad acting between him and norris too lol.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Steven Segal is a pretty humble guy to be a movie star and a cop in louisiana.

 

[HPI-Killer]

I like Norris, his only good movie was where he played a cop that drove a supercharged blazer or ram charger back in the 90s, can't remember the name. Badass movie and only movie..

Segal is the poop.

 

[Racer 1966]

How about Jean Claude Van Damme?

 

[tmaxxfreek]

I heard he like to beat on women......:\

 

[slowngreen]

If their bad then thats ok....lol. I liked Blood Sport...

 

[HPIguy]

Makes onions cry.
Wins staring contests with the sun.

The boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Superman wears Chuck norris pajamas.

I'm not a Norris fan. Steve McQueen could have taken him out in his day with a double punch to the face then made him kiss his knuckles...

Darn straight SNG!! McQueen was a helluva guy off the set rumor has it too.

I like Norris, his only good movie was where he played a cop that drove a supercharged blazer or ram charger back in the 90s, can't remember the name. Badass movie and only movie..

Segal is the poop.

Lone Wolf McQuade is that movie, I'm pretty sure.

 

[hamz9561]

If Chuck Norris is so bad, how come Bruce Lee Whipped his ass in his 1st movie?

 

[robmob]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

^^^^^^

 

[FrostByte25]

Chuck Norris primes his nitro with a drop of his sweat.
Chuck Norris preheats his nitro with a single breath.
Chuck Norris once over charged a lipo, now we have what is known as the sun.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Chuck Norris once ran around the world and round house kicked the back of his own head.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial wrong numbers, people just answer wrong phones.

More to come!

FrostY

 

[cwal1774]

Sorry Bruce Lee is still the man. Yeah I know he is dead but everybody has been riding his coat tails ever since. Who do you think trained Chuck and Steve McQueen? Bruce Lee

 

[frickenjoey]

Here is my Chuck Norris coin of Excellence....it is AWESOME.

 

[RC Addict]

Jet Li all the way!!!

Randy is right: Lone Wolf McQuade is the Norris movie, filmed right here in El Paso.

Blood Sport rocks! Every other Van Damme movie sucks...

 

[hamz9561]

I don't know. Hard Target wasn't too bad a movie either.

 

[Rolex]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Urinary tract bleeding?

 

[neobart]

Urinary tract bleeding?

It may be called Red Bull, but it's the same color as wee, and tastes about the same. Or what I imagine wee to taste like, with bobbles.