Chuck Norris 1940-2026

[Xraycer]

R.I.P. Chuck

 

[Cheez ‘n’ Quackers]

Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake. After about two weeks the rattlesnake died.

 

[Xraycer]

Chuck has a bear rug in his living room. Its not dead, it's just afraid to leave.

 

[Doom!]

Chuck finally met his match, the reaper always wins in the end.

 

[Xraycer]

Chuck finally met his match, the reaper always wins in the end.

Nah, he just miss hanging out with Bruce (Lee). So, he threw the fight against the reaper.

 

[Tunedfrog]

Wow, I didn't know about this. He definitely had a full active life.

 

[DavidB1126]

 

[ferrebee88]

Rest in Peace Chuck!

When I was in the Army I had some Chuck Norris Cadences I would call out while we were running. Here is a couple. I had a bunch.

I've been told you can cure cancer with the tears from Chucks eyes..
But there is one problem. Chuck Norris never cries!

Break the law in Texas and you will be in danger. Because Chuck Norris's brother is Walker Texas Ranger!

I grew up with Walker Texas Ranger and Lone Wolf McQuade!

 

[BashingBrian]

R.I.P. Mr Norris...

I'm off to amazon prime to go watch a bunch of his movies, oh the 80's were so cool..!!

 

[Cheez ‘n’ Quackers]

Chuck Norris could dribble a bowling ball.

 

[Cheez ‘n’ Quackers]

One more…..
Chuck Norris never flushed the toilet, he just scared the sh*t out of it.

 

[RLB454]

Truly a legend, and will be truly missed here

 

[ferrebee88]

I can't help it! I freakin love Chuck Noris jokes!

Chuck Norris doesn't strike gold, gold is the byproduct of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking rocks

Chuck Norris does not worry about high gas prices. His truck runs on fear!

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove him mom home from the hospital.

 

[Cheez ‘n’ Quackers]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[Cheez ‘n’ Quackers]

When Chuck Norris left for college, he shook his dad’s hand, looked him in the eye and said, “You’re the man of the house now…”

 

[Brian74]

Looks like I'll be watching "Good Guys Wear Black " tonight.

 

[Ritz413]