Chuck Mofo Norris jokes anyone

[Plaidfish]

http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/

I don't know why, but I find these hysterical

 

[RatzoRC]

I don't know why either...

 

[cvec7]

"When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you."

I never ever could make it to oregon on that stupid game, lol.

 

[retarded pilot]

wow, some redneck kid has a hard on for chuck norris eh?

 

[hb1111]

not so good....someone was bored while a old rerun episode of texas ranger was on

 

[Lessen]

LMAO!

That's some of the funniest poop I've ever read! Thanks bro!

 

[SMaxxin]

LMAO, thats funny right there

 

[olds97_lss]

"Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot."

I liked transformers... Optimus Prime OUT!