Calling all RCNT members, it's an emergency

[kwong2001]

We have an emergency people. SHK has been talking to this chick forever...she's got a boyfriend and he wants to "tap that ass...lol" I need ideas in ways he can (fill in the blank)

My idea is, "run the boyfriend over with the car and then be like, "baby if you're with me, i'll protect you and treat you right and shower you with hawaiian luvin."

Come on people, this girl can't get away from him...help a brotha out!

 

[SilentHunterKellen]

Guys, Kwong is right. Make your response realistic and funny. Help a Brotha out...
P.S.: Shes really hot!:flamer:

[move]-Kellen[/move]

 

[wdavidhicks]

Send him a letter to her address in an envelope professionally inked with the return address of an STD clinic and the words "Herpes Test Results"

 

[Nitroaddict]

SHK - is she kamiana or a haole?

 

[RobH]

haole is pronouced "Howlee"? I've known some Hawaiians and "Howlee" was like the Hawaiian version of "cracker".

Since I'm white, so I can say this joke:

What do you call a school bus full of white kids?


A twinki.

There is another one about a box of crackers, but I forget.

-Rob

 

[Nitroaddict]

LMAO at rob - good job!

I lived in hawaii for about 4 years, so i am very familiar with those words.

 

[SilentHunterKellen]

Its Haole. How-Lay. And Kama'aina. Ka-Ma-I-Na. She is Kamaaina but she is full japanese. P.S. What was the topic of this thread? Hawaiian culture? Thread stealers....
[move]-Kellen[/move]

 

[RobH]

my bad, we're just dumb Haoles anyway. :ban:

 

[Nitroaddict]

:tank: thats me running over your thread, lol.

do u speak japanese, shk? if not, i do, i could give u some phrases to use. if she likes u but has a BF, so what? just ask her if she is married? she will say no, and then say, well how do u know what u like, if u havnt tried all that is out there. talk her into going out with u a few times, just as a friend, then move from there. thats my suggestion. jsut dont try and impress her, girls can see right through that crap. 99% of girls out there under age 25 are dating just to have fun. if u can always have fun with her, and avoid the drama u know she has every now and then with her current BF, then she wil eventually sway to your side. just remember, persisitance, just keep on hangin with her, eventually, he is gonna do something to piss her off, and then wammo, shes gonna start looking, and u are gonna be right there. i do not date women that are single, ever. every girl my age has a BF or a husband, i just tell them i dont care, and i never mention it again. just keep her off topic about him, and u have no worries. remember - SHK is no ka oi!

 

[robriguez]

Nitro hit the nail on the head man. One of the best techniques is to be her friend. Of course you want to let her know your intentions, that you want more than just a friendship but persistance usually pays off.

But it also depends on what YOU want. Do you just wanna hit it? Or are YOU looking form something more. I've always believed that if "I" can steal someone away, then they are prone to being stolen, so how can I ever trust that they will stay with me.

Something to think about.....

 

[Nitroaddict]

That is a good point - I never trust the girls that cheat with me on their boyrfriends. If they will cheat WITH me , that means they will cheat ON me. But I am also not looking for a relationship, just good times.

BTW - lets see a picture of this asian pear!

 

[robriguez]

yeah man....taken chicks are usually a bit more fun anyways. If you can steal them away it usually means they are a bit more open to new ideas and willing to experiment more. They tend to be a bit more outgoing and wild (in my experience anyways)

If shes a petite chick just remember......Chinese basket trick.......spin baby spin!!!

 

[massivex]

Be a man not a friend. Step up and make a play. Tell here it's time to come over to the darkside. If she wants a friend thats exactly what you will become, however if she wants a lover you'll get your way. You'll never change what she wants.

...and thats what it's all about. We know what you want, what she want's is important here. She may not want you (and then the last paragraph means even more to you)

But lets not forget thats only 2 of the 3 wants. What her boyfriend wants is most important of all. For example, I have a friend of mine who did some time, and while he was in someone messed with some of the Hell's affairs. Bikers just dropped a can of pop into a sock and mashed up the guys face with it. ALL BUSS UP! (I love resourceful people). Point is messin with someone elses stuff can quickly make that piece of ass not worth while at all, specially if you don't love her.

If it's true that you can't trust her because she cheats, one other thing is true as well. If she thought that cheating on her boyfriend is fun, she may also think telling her boyfriend that you hit on her is also fun. She would never do that ....but then again, you can't trust her. And in which case re-read what her boyfriend wants.

So to sum it all up.........if you can't be good, be careful!

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

Hey SHK Join the club.......... at least you got a chance......... the older members will know what I am saying............. one word FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm not talkin about you either) :alien:=devil

 

[big kal]

Most of these cats are pretty much on point. It depends on what YOU want. Do you just want to hit it and bounce? Or does this have some potential? I'm assuming just do a hit and run. Like NitroAddict said if she cheats with you she WILL cheat on you. It'll be all fun, until her current boyfriend finds out and wants to open up a can of whoop ass on you.:stickup:

If you really want her go into player mode and ask her when you two can kick it. If she says I have a man though. Tell, "What's your man have to do with me?"

 

[pacers40]

Originally posted by big kal
If you really want her go into player mode and ask her when you two can kick it. If she says I have a man though. Tell, "What's your man have to do with me?"

LOL @ Big Kal

 

[nitro dave]

Originally posted by big kal
"What's your man have to do with me?"

Then say "When your man don't treat ya like he usedta, I'll kick it in like a turbo boosta"

 

[Nitroaddict]

its been awhile, hasnt it, nitro dave? lol

 

[nitro dave]

yeah I guess it has.

 

[Nitroaddict]

sad, just sad.


lol, just joshin, bro