how about, "Baby, all I did was paint a new body for it" worked for a while till she started to read the r/c mags and start to know more about different cars.
I actually lost an r/c in a handbag of hers. After running that day i put it on the top shelve to keep till the next day of bashing. I thought it was level...nope..it wasn't. I sat the front tires of the buggy on some rolls of quarters that i forgotten about. needless to say..it rolled off into the handbag sometime that night. It was lost for a week. I accused her of throwing it away. :argue: