Adam srikes a bargain

[Diver6127]

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman,' Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you" replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?" Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam asks God, "Uh, what can I get for a rib?"

 

[spyderpact]

i dont get it

 

[nitroking]

do u know the story of ]adam and eden eden was created from from adams ribs dust or some poop i dont remember accatly(sp?)..(i go to a private school)

 

[Diver6127]

Originally posted by spyderpact
i dont get it

Read it again .. the woman of every man's dream would cost him a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle. Adam didn't want to give those up so he bargained for what he could get for a rib. He got the "type" of woman we have now ... get it now? or are you still scratching your nuts?

Originally posted by Nitroking
do u know the story of ]adam and eden eden was created from from adams ribs dust or some poop i dont remember accatly(sp?)..(i go to a private school)

You need to pay more attention in english class and go to sunday school. Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs while he was put to sleep by God.

 

[Smurfola212]

Aw damn adam. LOL, He messed it up for all of us... Haha thats preety good.