GrudgE
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The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
>>
>> Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
>> Usually she slept through the class.
>>
>> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
>> 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
>> When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
>> behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear...
>> 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
>> The Nun said,
>> 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. < br>
>> A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
>> But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
>> rescue and stuck her in the butt.
>> 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
>> And the Nun once again said,
>> 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
>>
>> The Nun asked her a third question...
>> 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
>> Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and
>> shouted,
>> 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
>> half!'
>>
>> The nun fainted.............
>>
>> Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
>> Usually she slept through the class.
>>
>> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
>> 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
>> When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
>> behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear...
>> 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
>> The Nun said,
>> 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. < br>
>> A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
>> But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
>> rescue and stuck her in the butt.
>> 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
>> And the Nun once again said,
>> 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
>>
>> The Nun asked her a third question...
>> 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
>> Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and
>> shouted,
>> 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
>> half!'
>>
>> The nun fainted.............
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