50 worst songs of all time...

[scottm]

Blender magazine is hilarious, and here they have compiled what they consider the 50 worst songs of all time. Very funny and right on, but I have to admit liking a couple of them!

http://www2.blender.com/guide/articles786.html

 

[Karl M]

I'm sorry, I think they're only half right. I can think of much worse songs.

1 that whats his name soap opera celebrity/wanna be singer does a remake of Rock on. Never mind that the original sucked.
2 MC Hammer, "Can't Touch this", don't believe me... try listening to it over and over again, you'll want to shoot yourself.
3 Vanilla Ice, "Ice Ice Baby" Need I say more?

this should be enough to get everyone started, lets hear some more thoughts.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

1 that whats his name soap opera celebrity/wanna be singer does a remake of Rock on. Never mind that the original sucked.

Rick Springfield. I admit, with much chagrin, to liking that song back in the '80's.

Not my proudest moment, but there you have it...

How in the hell can they lump "The End" by the Doors with "I'm Too Sexy"?

I, like many here, am a product of the '80's and while in retrospect some of the tunes are cheesy to the point of Velvetta, back in the day, Cory Hart could do no wrong!

But "The End"? Come ON! One of my favorite Doors tunes!

 

[scottm]

Ice ice baby is there on page 2. I can't believe they missed that Horse with no Name song - easily the dumbest lyrics of all time.

 

[bentover]

I have to strongly disagree with The Doors, that's a wicked song for all those suicidal tendencies you get on a Monday morning.

And also 4 Non Blondes, a bunch of dykes with a catchy grunge beat ain't so bad.
But they left out anything by William Hung.

 

[Lessen]

Rollin' by Limp Bizkit! C'mon now! That's good nu-metal damnit!

 

[Rolex]

I had to stop reading after the first dozen or so. The flashbacks were making my eardrums bleed.

I can't believe they missed that Horse with no Name song - easily the dumbest lyrics of all time.

I have to agree with that. You're in the desert, you're riding a horse. You're on your own. There's not much to look at, you have no one to talk to.
I THINK you have the time to name the damn horse.

 

[olds97_lss]

Man... I liked half of those songs... Hell, I have half on a mp3 disk in my car!

mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm... crash test dummies were awesome man! Ice Ice baby? That's a classic to be sure!

I poo on your reality and replace it with my own!

 

[Plaidfish]

Simon & Garfunkle making it on that list with ANYTHING just makes it null and void in my mind......I think that whole list could be filled with Limp Bisquik and McHammer songs alone.....

 

[HeartBreak]

I think the whole list is bunk. Anytime a magazine attempts to tell me what it thinks I should think is garbage, well, that makes the article garbage.

Free thinking is apparently becoming a think of the past.

 

[Karl M]

Rick Springfield. I admit, with much chagrin, to liking that song back in the '80's.

Not my proudest moment, but there you have it...

How in the hell can they lump "The End" by the Doors with "I'm Too Sexy"?

I, like many here, am a product of the '80's and while in retrospect some of the tunes are cheesy to the point of Velvetta, back in the day, Cory Hart could do no wrong!

But "The End"? Come ON! One of my favorite Doors tunes!

Nope, it was Michale Damian from the Young and The Restless. He played a rock singer on TV then began to believe he really was one. Thankfully, he never caught on. I actually spent time searching for that, I think I'm ***.:LoL:

 

[Timmahh]

i went thru the desert on a horse with on name, it felt good to be out of the rain, in the desert, you can't remember your name and there aint no one there to bring you no pain.

GOOD TUNE.

This is the End, My only friend the end. more good tunes.

if they have Rick Springfield, then they Better have David Hasselhoff too. he was WAY worse than Rick S. not that he was anyting superior.

Rollin sucked, was a whine ass song by a bigger whine ass singer. That loser (Fred DUMBASS) should be playing with Lars and James now.

now lets go look at this Miricle list of nothingness.

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ok first Major OK Celiene D, but she should be in teh top Ten
First major F UP, the bettle ou la la. obviosly this punk writer never turned on and tuned out.
and EDDY MURPHY. that wasn't a song it was a parodysong of the poop tune out at that time, shouldnt even count. its comedy not music.
some good choice, but there were ALOT Better ones

 

[chuck3]

Man... I liked half of those songs... Hell, I have half on a mp3 disk in my car!

mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm... crash test dummies were awesome man! Ice Ice baby? That's a classic to be sure!

I poo on your reality and replace it with my own!

Ice ice baby? a classic? your kidding right? that was a crappy song by a crappy white guy wannabe rapper!! besides, he stole the song from Queen! anybody heard of Under Pressure? (dont tell me he didnt, I'm a diehard queen fan!)

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Nope, it was Michale Damian from the Young and The Restless. He played a rock singer on TV then began to believe he really was one. Thankfully, he never caught on. I actually spent time searching for that, I think I'm ***.

Ah, you're absolutely correct!

he stole the song from Queen! anybody heard of Under Pressure? (dont tell me he didnt, I'm a diehard queen fan!)

I'm no Vanilla Ice fan, but he did not steal the song, he sampled it, which is entirely legal so long as the artist has permission. Think about it, name me one rap song out that doesn't include sampling?

EDDY MURPHY. that wasn't a song it was a parodysong of the poop tune out at that time, shouldnt even count. its comedy not music.

I'm an Eddy fan, but this was not a parody song by any stretch. He was trying to cash in on the taste of the day, my man, plain and simple. Horrible song. It deserves to be on the list.

 

[Timmahh]

I'm an Eddy fan, but this was not a parody song by any stretch. He was trying to cash in on the taste of the day, my man, plain and simple. Horrible song.

oh i agree. but thats why i say it was Comedy. lol

 

[Rolex]

You have ONE man's opinion on what HIS worst songs are. If 10,000 people made lists, no 2 would be alike. The last list I saw had Paul Anka's "You're having my baby" as their #1 choice.
Not a love song for everybody. Might be trailer trash that was too drunk to pull out.
From the Jerry Springer show:
(2 women fighting over the same man)
"He loves ME the most, 'cause he gave ME a bybee."

 

[bentover]

Also left out was anything by Billy Ray Cyrus, and future fruit of his loins, his little slutty daughter, Hannah Bullshit Montana.

 

[scottm]

Also left out was anything by Billy Ray Cyrus

He pulls down a solid number 2.

I absolutely agree the starship song deserves number 1. I remember when that piece of poop came out, I couldnt believe Grace had anything to do with it.

 

[hamz9561]

The sample that Vanilla Ice did of Under Pressure was without permission and he got sued and ended up having to pay damages and royalties to Queen. I hope that they listed William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy on the list. If not listen Shatner's version of Proud Mary and you will understand why.

 

[bentover]

Hey, I love William Shatner.

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