You Might be a Redneck R/C Driver If...

[Nitroaddict]

if the tires on your R\C trailer have "NO HUNTING" wrote on them

if you fuel comes from the still in the back yard.

if your transmitter antenna is fashioned from an old coat hanger.

if your car is covered in old wiskey bottle labels.

if All your cars are in camo and you drive from your deer stand.

If you use thin CA to patch a hole in your pants to go to work (umm, no, I've never done that).

If you make your wife sleep outside to make room for your RC collection

if you have a house that's mobile and 15 RC's that aren't.

if your servos have more teeth than you do

if your pickup runs out of gas and you dump your model fuel in the tank (and it runs even better than before)

if your TX is hard wired to your CB radio.



Feel free to insert your own....

 

[nitro dave]

your name is flattop

 

[FastEddy]

Originally posted by nitro dave
your name is flattop

LMAO

 

[olds97_lss]

If your T-Maxx has a gun rack mounted in it.

If you've attempted to mount a gun on your mt.

If you think "Jumbo Kongs" are to small.

 

[KoRnKiD]

If you think one of your MT's need a lift kit.

 

[scottm]

Your MT has mud flap girls

Your MT has "twin trucker" CB antennas

Your MT has a Lynard Skynard sticker on it.

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

You adapted 1/10 stadium truck tires to your on-road

 

[FastEddy]

If your T-Max can tree a possum better than your hound-dog

 

[wdavidhicks]

Your on-road car body is an orange Dodge Charger with the number "01".

 

[Bigdog]

Your first born child in named Savage!!
Your second born childs name is Maxx!!
Your dogs name is RC.

 

[KoRnKiD]

If you have the dixie horn on one of your trucks (dixie horn AKA that dukes of hazard horn)

 

[Greyryder]

Originally posted by Maxxcrazy88
You adapted 1/10 stadium truck tires to your on-road

I did that once. Had to give it a major body lift. I don't want to know what the F-350 body mounted on the snowcat chassis says about me. :help:

 

[Nitroaddict]

Originally posted by FastEddy
If your T-Max can tree a possum better than your hound-dog

If your familiar with the term "tree a opossum" lol

 

[nitromaniac]

If you finally mow your lawn and find that old T-maxx that you thought your brother stoled so he can sell it for money to take your sister out on a date!

 

[Nitroaddict]

- None of your weedeaters have engines, as they have been stolen for use in your 5th scales.

 

[olds97_lss]

Originally posted by Nitroaddict


If your familiar with the term "tree a opossum" lol

Who the hell would hunt for opossum? I believe it would be to tree a raccoon.


I mean, umm... yeah that's funny!

 

[Bigdog]

if you try to rig a snow plow on you savage.

 

[KoRnKiD]

^add on^
and actually try to use it.

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by scottm
Your MT has mud flap girls

You mean the Haulin' A$$ mud flap?