wife with too many questions!

[nitromaniac]

WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." < BR> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" < BR> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 

[ImBroken]

That's goin on the fridge.... lol

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

lmao - no poop! Thanks for the Idea there T.J.. Fridge it is! lololol

 

[shadey26 ntc3]

lol lol :LoL: