Speaking of pizza, I have a funny story. Or embarrassing, depending on my mood at the time you read this. If this thread was titled "What's Cooking" my response here would be "paper towels".
I woke up and checked this thread, and for some strange reason, I was craving pizza

And I remembered I made a pizza wrap that was really good.
So I browned some sausage, added some shrooms, seasonings, red pepper flakes, etc. I turned the burner off and made the wrap with pizza sauce and every white cheese in my fridge. Then off to the oven it went. After putting things back in the fridge, I grabbed a couple paper towels and wiped the stove down.
While the oven was doing its thing, I decided I'd go play some Call of Duty. My timer goes off 13 minutes later, and I return to the kitchen to this weird smell, where I would normally expect to smell pizza.
When I got to the stove, there was this weird gray blob on one of the burners. It was waving around like it was alive, and it nearly literally scared the poop out of me. But then I saw it was smoking. I thought to myself, there's no freaking way that's alive and smoking! I looked up and realized I turned the knob "almost" off! And there on the burner, lay a pile of paper ash, looking all horror movie like and waving in the breeze of me walking up to the stove