What Do Retired People Do All Day?

[hamz9561]

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people What they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town andwent
into a shop. We were Only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came
out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how About giving a senior
citizen a break?' He ignored Us and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a Dumb***. He glared at me and started writing Another ticket
for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a sh*****d. He finished the Second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on For about 20
minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care.

We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age.

=devil

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

Good thing that wasn't your car. I bet the guy that owned the car was pissed ! Haha.

 

[Rolex]

That's funny!!

 

[digger]

LMAO!

I know a few people I would like to do that to.
Be a good way to get back at the guy that got the parking place you were looking at....

 

[SMaxxin]

Is that how you pass your time Rolex?

 

[SublimeRevo]

I have heard that one before with a slightly different story, but it's still funny. That's what I wanna do when I am old and bored.

 

[SMaxxin]

That's what I wanna do when I am old and bored.

Why wait, I want to try this today!

 

[Rolex]

Is that how you pass your time Rolex?

LMFAO! Not yet, but I now have plans for the weekend.

 

[itsalifeworthliving]

thats not right.. but freakin fun as heck

 

[Plaidfish]

reminds me of an incident I had a few years ago....
I got into an accident with a dumbass (his fault)....the cop hears all the witness stories and writes a ticket, hands it to the dumbasshat that hit me....the guy starts bitching because of course it wasn't his fault he tried to cut down the shoulder to pass traffic right where I was entering a parking lot.....anyway....cop writes ticket number 2 and the guy starts in with "yeah if I get one he does too"...cop hands super dumbasshat that hit me ticket #2.....so almighty superdumbasshat really pisses and moans, cop starts writing ticket #3 and hands it to the bitching almighty superdumbasshat that hit me.....dude gets even more irrate and makes a complete bitching almighty superdumbasshat out of himself even more...the cop looks like he starts writing ticket #4 and stops with the pen on teh pad and asked "are you seeing my pattern yet?"

I almost pee'd myself trying to not laugh at the guy......