The worst blow ever.

[CharliesTheMan]

Lloyd, it only works if the power goes out lol

 

[chuck3]

youd think people would have learned their lesson the first time around.

anyway, good luck and god bless. i hope this is just a little whirl and the only "big blow" is the media blowing it out their rear trying to make a buck on human suffering.

 

[MrClean]

Lloyd, it only works if the power goes out lol

He's paying me $20 to cut the power to his house.

 

[Racer 1966]

Be safe! If it hits, save your own butt before some dummy that didn't heed the warnings!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Be safe! If it hits, save your own butt before some dummy that didn't heed the warnings!

Yea, but this damn oath i was forced to take before they gave me my gas card for the unit makes me help even the most dumbass civilian. They gave me the car, but not the card untill i finished the oath.. Tricky bastards.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

Guys I need you to keep another really good friend of mine in your thoughts and prayers as well. His name is Chip Cross, and he's a member here. His wife works for the state prison system so they can't evacuate because she has to be there for work. It looks like the worst part of the storm is going to hit where James and Chip are, so keep them in your prayers.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Woo Hoo, hurricane party. I'll bring the strobe lights, someone get the booze and music.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

I'm on the way down there now, got my receiver in a condom and my ESC is waterproof, Chip's getting rid of his berg so he can fry it, and you can just confiscate a new one for public use while everyone's evacuated from the LHS. We're going hurricane party crawlin, cajun style. Can you say crawlers gone wild?

Update: I chose not to use the typical balloon on my receiver just in case "Sally" that was mentioned earlier in the thread shows up, or some chiks flock to the generator. If they do, I'm gonna generate-her. hahaha now that was a knee slapper

 

[alpinehyperlite]

It has been a long night, and I'm starting to get a lil delirious, just finished my first 4 pack of monster 16oz energy drinks, and only 5 more hours untill i get to crawl on my lil bitty ass cot in my office to get my daily 3 hours of sleep. yay.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

That's whats wrong, I TOLD you to drink the grape flavored NOS. Anyone would be delirious after a 4 pack of donkey urine. I know what's in that monster stuff, they paid me to suck it out of the donkey.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Anyone wana go see a donkey show. Charles is this weeks star actor this week in BFE Mexico. Lets take a trip.
And on that creepy note, I wish they hadn't named this thing after a guy, if it were named after a woman, i might enjoy getting blown around, and having the car bounce all around the road.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

Yeah I'm waiting for Hannah. The last time I talked to someone named "Gustav" in the bathroom of an airport about the big blow, it turned out to be a senator and some narcs.

So James, what do you think about my avatar? I thought it was perfect since everyone calls me "babyface"

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Looks pretty good, Have you seen my weiner? I shaved him nice and clean just for this picture.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

I've been seeing your weiner a lot lately. I thought your weiner was brown, it looks awful white in that picture.

 

[abadk9420]

As long as Gustav dosen't blow his wiener he shoud be ok, any way be safe and God Bless, Oh and charlie is it ribed for sallys plesure? LOL!!!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Ehh, Gustav is already getting me wet and blowing me left and right. I feel like a prisoner instead of a cop. I need an adult. :\:\:\:whhooo:

 

[RCnut]

take care alpine ... we will be awaiting the tazer videos !!

 

[Rolex]

I can tell you're getting delirious, Alpine, but apparently you have Charlie to make you feel even worse.

Don't taze me. bro.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Ok, so my MDT, or car internet has been down up untill this point. Just got service. Heavy winds right now, mid 80" mph and heavy rains. Taking videos while driving around. Will post soon.