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A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders,
6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! Their insight may
surprise you.





1. Don't change horses...... * .....until they stop running.


2. Strike while the...... * .....bug is close.


3. It's always darkest before... * ......Daylight Saving Time.


4. Never underestimate the power of...... * ......termites.


5. You can lead a horse to water but...... * .....how?


6. Don't bite the hand that...... * .......looks dirty.


7. No news...... * ......impossible.


8. A miss is as good as a...... * ..... mister.


9. You can't teach an old dog new...... * ......math.


10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll....... * ........stink in the
morning.


11. Love all, trust...... * ..me.


12. The pen is mightier than the...... * ......pigs.


13. An idle mind is...... * .....the best way to relax.


14. Where there's smoke there's...... * ......pollution.


15. Happy the bride who...... * ...gets all the presents.


16. A penny saved is...... * .....not much.


17. Two's company, three's...... * .....the Musketeers.


18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...... * ......you put on to go to
bed.


19 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you cry and...... * ......you
have to blow your nose.


20. There are none so blind as...... * ......Stevie Wonder.


21. Children should be seen and not...... * ......spanked or grounded.


22 . If at first you don't succeed...... * ......get new batteries.


23.You get out of something only what you...... * ......see in the
picture on the box.


24. When the blind lead the blind...... * ........get out of the way.


And the WINNER and last one..........are you ready for this?...........



25. Better late than............ * ...........pregnant.
 
That's a new one for me. I have seen similar lists. I really enjoyed this one, especially #11.
 
I have seen a list like that a few years ago, those are pretty funny I like 20 and 21.
 
Strait from my kids mouths.


1. Don't change horses...... diapers


2. Strike while the...... * war


3. It's always darkest before... * 12:00


4. Never underestimate the power of...... * the darkside


5. You can lead a horse to water but...... * don't let them run away


6. Don't bite the hand that...... * feeds you (knew it)


7. No news...... * is no news


8. A miss is as good as a...... * win


9. You can't teach an old dog new...... * stuff


10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll....... * barf



11. Love all, trust...... * shaquil oneal


12. The pen is mightier than the...... * pencil


13. An idle mind is...... * no answer


14. Where there's smoke there's...... * fire (he knew it)


15. Happy the bride who...... * ...gets married.


16. A penny saved is...... * a penny.


17. Two's company, three's...... * a party.


18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...... * you can do tomorrow

19 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you cry and...... * the whole world cries


20. There are none so blind as...... * the 3 blind mice


21. Children should be seen and not...... * take a bath


22 . If at first you don't succeed...... * ......no answer


23.You get out of something only what you...... * do


24. When the blind lead the blind...... * they get lost


25. Better late than............ to get old
 
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