The Official Ymi Thread

[x_789]

This is the new Your Momma is thread. TheMiss OREGON or as we like to say oragen thread got kindsoff track but I love hearing the old your momma jokes. So lets hear what you all got....

I will start

Your Momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized X

 

[mjime714]

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

 

[NCNitro]

your momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink...

 

[Grinch]

your mama is so fat when she walks backwards, she beeps.

 

[Lason]

Yo momma is so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager..........

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund...........

Yo momma is so fat, when she sits around the house she really sits AROUND the house..........

 

[NCNitro]

your momma is so dumb she thinks asphalt is a rectal problem...

 

[Grinch]

your mama is so fat, when i was finished doing her , i rolled over twice and i was still on her.

 

[NCNitro]

Your momma is so fat your daddy had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot...

 

[Mike c.]

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[bloodredmaxx]

your momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale:ahh:

 

[Kevrone]

your mama is so fat.... the only we got her out of the phone booth was to grease her thighs and through a twinkie out in the street!!!

your mama is so dumb if she had a wish. she would wish for a new ass. cause hers ahd a crack in it!!

you mama is like a moped..... fun to ride but I would never let my friends see me on her..

your mama is so ugly the the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train......

your mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents....

your mama smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped

your mama is sooooooooooo fat her belly button doesn't have lint..... it has sweaters!!

she is so fat she puts mayo on her asprin

your mama is so ugly she wears a brand of makup called... why bother!! your mama is so fat that her shadow ways 100 pounds