The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans

[El Pirata]

Situational Issue: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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Conservative Answer:
BANG!

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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

 

[mcvickj]

Damn liberals. Nice one EP.

 

[Error401]

:sniper:

 

[imnotsure]

dam texans:stickup:

 

[bob-7]

fiddlesticks you imnotsure I'm a Texan you butthead:jk:
that was funny!
Winchester Silver Tips:thumbup:

 

[TINY_MAXX]

Good One El:thumbup:

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

Go Conservatives!!! And Texans for that matter!!

:smoke:

 

[KoRnKiD]

LOL good one kind of reminds me of MC.

 

[mattf]

That was great.

 

[bmoc2008]

Originally posted by imnotsure
dam texans:stickup:

well wes from the south we cap u any day dont mess with texas or it will fiddlesticks you so hard you wont ever want to sit down again and then send u to the state jail so u can get anal raped again by the inmates


jkjk:jk::jk: its all good

 

[El Pirata]

So are you saying the Steers and Queers question about Texas is really true?

 

[KoRnKiD]

LOL "theres only 2 things that come from texas steers and queers and I havent see any steers" is that right?

 

[El Pirata]

Well, he does not have any horns so that kind of narrows it down.

 

[imnotsure]

See you all got that wrong here in Texas we stump break all are steers. Well I guess that is a little on the queer side a steer is a male. O well don’t knock it till you tried it.:shhh:

 

[RobH]

i find that pretty funny and i'm liberal. real men don't have to carry guns.

bob-7, that signature is a fricken riot.

 

[bmoc2008]

they do if you live in the ghetto anyways i admit there are queer people in Texas but they can not get married say like in georgia the capital of gay people. I'm dissapointed that there are so many gays but i can not help texas is a great state no doubt about that but anyways how do u know I dont have horns what if something during birth happened and I grew horns??? anyways it is your opinion on what texas is

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

Real men dont carry guns? Tell that one to the 'Armed' Forces of the U.S. hehehe..... Just ball busting.

I gotta get out of the political mindset real fast.... NA's post got me going.......

 

[RobH]

Originally posted by Çh®i§tiªñ
Real men dont carry guns? Tell that one to the 'Armed' Forces of the U.S. hehehe..... Just ball busting.

haha

guns are useful for hunting and the military -- that's about it. if you NEED a gun to protect yourself, you should get out of the ghetto. I'm not saying that I wouldn't want to have a gun if someone broke into my house, but the chances of that are nil as we live in a private development behind a gaurd shack.

 

[FastEddy]

I'm a firm believer in gun control.
Rob should not have one, only the people that want to brake into his house should.

Come on over to my place, no need to knock just come on in!