The Daily Rant Thread

[CreepyQuarryCrawler]

You have to count the beer you drink while you're mowing.

Mine used to take me almost a six-pack.

How straight were the lines after?

 

[James A. Doty]

He was a man of his word

Such a great movie!

Agreed. Milton rules, I'd happily watch a movie based solely around him and his quiet angst.

 

[James A. Doty]

easily solved. drink more beer!

That's a much better, and less expensive than switching to an electric mower. Bravo.

 

[Xraycer]

You have to count the beer you drink while you're mowing.

Mine used to take me almost a six-pack.

How straight were the lines after?

Doesn't matter, really. Half the time, he'd mowed the wrong property.

 

[James A. Doty]

Doesn't matter, really. Half the time, he'd mowed the wrong property.

Oh God, like when Russell Caase crop dusted the wrong field. My late girlfriend thought Randy Quaid was the second funniest man on the planet.