The Corrupted Wish Game

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted, but now she wakes up near the ass crack of some dude named Bubba.


I wish I didn't have athletes foot.

LMFAOOOOOOOO at the Bubba.

Wish Granted but now ur breath smells like ur arse....

I wish i can eat and never have to go #2 without getting fat or health issues.

 

[Phins Fan]

Wish granrted but your #2 turns into #1 and before you know it your penis is 8" round and not in a good way!!!

I wish I could stop laughing about Bubba!!!!!

 

[Rolex]

Wish granted because now he's right behind you and it's NOT funny.

I wish I could wake up at the crack of Dawn, but I haven't seen her in years.

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted. You wake up with Dawn who has changed her name to Don and is now a guy.


I wish that someone would take time and clean up the bat cave instead me doing it all the time.

 

[HPI-Killer]

Wish granted, next thing you know your Alfred..



I wish I were Mr.Clean

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted, but your middle name is Never. Mr. Never Clean

I wish my dam parts ordered would get here already.

 

[godale03]

Wish granted, but your middle name is Never. Mr. Never Clean

I wish my dam parts ordered would get here already.

Wish granted, but you open the box to find out you got private parts instead!

I wish the Redskins would sign Peyton Manning, make him the assistant GM and we are still able to draft Ryan Tannehill as Mannings successor after 4 great seasons in Washington.

 

[hamz9561]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the 4 great seasons means that they will not win another game for ten more years.


I wish that I didn't live so far out in the sticks.

 

[Gecko5678]

Wish granted but now you live in a crowded city of bums looking for (fun).

I wish a hot girl named jasmine would date me

 

[Rolex]

Wish granted, but like Dawn, she was formerly known as James.

I wish my kitchen fan ran a little quieter.

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted, but now you hear everything 10x louder and the noise is unbearable.

I wish the dam Knicks would stop losing.

 

[frickenjoey]

Wish granted but they had to move to the kids league to do it.....

I wish I could get some warmer weather and a few days off to break in a couple engines!!

 

[godale03]

Wish granted but they had to move to the kids league to do it.....

I wish I could get some warmer weather and a few days off to break in a couple engines!!

Wish granted! Except you find them impossible to tune and in your frustration run them until the crank shoots through the side of the block.

I wish boss would recognize my amazing abilities at computer repair and give me a huge raise! LOL

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted. You get the raise but your bills now are 50% more than you can afford.


I wish Rolex would start wearing his pants.

 

[Rolex]

Your wish has been granted. Someone just knocked at my door and I had to put them on. Now it will be YOU going through life without pants.

I wish I could get the image of Hamz without pants out of my mind.

 

[neobart]

Sorry that's just one wish to big.


I wish the "Greatest Show on Turf" will be back next season.

 

[HPI-Killer]

Wish granted, but you will have a tragic chemical spill into your eyes at work blinding you for life.

I wish I had my own house right next door to Chuck Norris


EDIT! Post #3000

 

[godale03]

Wish granted, but you will have a tragic chemical spill into your eyes at work blinding you for life.

I wish I had my own house right next door to Chuck Norris


EDIT! Post #3000

Granted! Except now Chuck has 1 to many neighbors and has to eliminate one, of course your his only neighbor.....

I wish I could see the Matrix!

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted. You can see the Matrix, but instead of a Smith you see Rolex without his pants again and instead Keanu Reeves, you see Alpine with his taser.

I wish I could get somebody to cook me some spaghetti for dinner so I don't have to.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted but they fill it full of ex-lax and you get the screaming back door trots.

i wish i was off on Fridays