The Corrupted Wish Game

[hamz9561]

Wish granted but you must wear them on your head from now on.

I wish that Alpine would taze tmaxxfreak for losing his short bus pass.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Reluctantly ....wish granted, (personal experience it hurts)but he held the button too long and i am required to ride the short bus.

i wish the purple elephants would go away.......

 

[frickenjoey]

Wish granted....but they have been replaced with a dozen Purple Barneys singing the "I love you, you love me" song 24 hours a day.

I wish the next two months would go by really quick!!

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted, but your tour is now extended indefinitely.

I wish I could get that stupid Barney song out of my head.

 

[revo_rob_1984]

Wish Granted but now the lamb chop song is stuck in you head and there is nothing you can do to get it out.

I wish Joy Manufacturing would hurry up with their lay offs so i know if i still have a job

 

[Phins Fan]

Wish granted and you make the cut however you get to take on all the responsibilities of everyone else that got laid off, work more hrs a day to make up for bieng short staffed, and most importantly, no you can't have a raise for doing it!!

I wish you could fix stupid

 

[neobart]

Wish granted, but the only fix is for everyone else to be stupid. So smart becomes the new stupid, and we have to start all over again.

I wich I had chops like Dizzy Gillespie.

 

[Rolex]

Wish granted, but you only get his pork chops.

I wish I had the new Cadillac CTS.

 

[mayrider]

come on rolex if your going to wish for something wish for the CTS V Corvette in Cadillac clothing.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish granted, but you only get his pork chops.

I wish I had the new Cadillac CTS.

Wish granted, but you only get a 1/25 scale,with no wheels.

i wish ...........i knew what to wish for:\

come on rolex if your going to wish for something wish for the CTS V Corvette in Cadillac clothing.

I think someone else needs to read the rules like i did.....

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted. You wish for a dull and boring life and get it.


I wish I had $10 every time somebody asked about NOS or a super charger for a nitro motor.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted, But you lose it all in a drunken gambling weekend in vegas and become a Hobo with no friends.

I wish i had a Bigger TV.

 

[Rolex]

come on rolex if your going to wish for something wish for the CTS V Corvette in Cadillac clothing.

I wish i had a Bigger TV.

Wish granted, but now you'll need a bigger living room in a bigger house in an upscale neighborhood and soon the expenses will overwhelm you causing you to become a hobo with no friends.

I wish I hadn't forgotten the V in my previous wish. That's what I wished for.

 

[Wolfgang10]

Wish granted. But now, all you can remember is the V and forgot the CTS prefix.

I wish i could find whats making that clunking noise in my truck.

 

[frickenjoey]

Wish granted...you found out it was a hobo named Tmaxxfreek that had wished for a bigger tv and now you can't get rid of him...

Still wishing my package from Hobby King would get here.

 

[Rolex]

I can only grant wishes. I can't perform miracles. Hurry up and wait or it will get lost in the mail.

I wish it was yesterday so I could still look forward to today.

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted but your now living in reverse and everyday you get dumber.

I wish it was tomorrow cause they said its suppose to be a a dam near 70 degrees.

 

[revo_rob_1984]

Wish granted but it was a type-o and its actually supposed to be -70
I wish my daughter would quit waking up at the ass crack of dawn

 

[neobart]

Wish granted, but now she wakes up near the ass crack of some dude named Bubba.


I wish I didn't have athletes foot.

 

[Rolex]

Wish granted. I'll have the athlete pull his foot out of your ass, but now he'll put YOURS in your mouth.

I wish every day of the year was just like this. 70 and a cloudless sky.