Texting for Seniors

[Rolex]

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFL&CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing. And Can't Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Laxatives

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: Wet The Furniture

IMHMO: In My HMO.

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Gotta Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion.

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

GOML: Get Off My Lawn

 

[abadk9420]

Damn we must have the same friends sending us emails, LOL!!!!

 

[Wolfgang10]

you forgot one:

WUKFA- wait until kids fall asleep

might not belong with the senior citizens, but definitely isnt for the teeny boppers.

 

[abadk9420]

you forgot one:

WUKFA- wait until kids fall asleep

might not belong with the senior citizens, but definitely isnt for the teeny boppers.

The kids should all be long gone and out of the house before your a senior.

 

[hamz9561]

Too funny, Rolex. I always wondered what those letters meant.

 

[Rolex]

OMG, WTF again. :whhooo:

 

[hamz9561]

I think the reason these senior texting codes are so short are so that they can remember them.

 

[Rolex]

Remember what?

 

[hamz9561]

I don't know. What were we talking about?

 

[Rolex]

Depends.

 

[frickenjoey]

Yeah mines due a change....I would but LWO.

 

[bergoff]

Depends.

Does yours need to be changed.

 

[hamz9561]

You mean couldn't smell it in the lobby? It's making my eyes water.....

 

[Rolex]

It's 20 after 2.