Summer Classes for Women

[FastEddy]

Summer Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, July 7, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

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Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? *
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
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Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
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Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
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Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help-Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
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Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
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Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Traumas & Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
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Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
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Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
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Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

 

[NCNitro]

My wife could definitely use a few of those classes!

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!!!! Tg!

 

[Karl M]

Where are they and how do I get my wife registered!!! LMAO

 

[hamz9561]

R-O-F-L!!!!! I hope that none of the ladies on the forum know where you live, Eddy. Your house could become PMS ground zero.

 

[abadk9420]

That was great woodie, LMAO!!!!!!