something funny at work today!!!

[Rolex]

Zandor......in your Avatar, is that some sort of lizard holding a reptilian dildo?

 

[ZANDOR]

you guy are killen me.I haven't stoped crying for last 15 minuts.no poop about it. i haven't herd any thing that funny in years

 

[hb1111]

i do alot of cleaning of foreclosed homes and this one we did we went in and there was a homeless guy living there so we dug thew his stuff and we found a brand new vibrator some lube (the fancy kind) pack of batts, there was also a brand new bag of potato chips....so we throw all of his clothes, make shift bed, back pack with personal belongs everthing he owns he also had a new occ motorcycle toy we kept the vibrator (my guys were fighting for it) and the toy(motorcycle) all the other poop was trashed...so were almost done the job and here comes the homless guy...we were like oh poop he's back so he tells me i need to get in i have some stuff herre so one of my guys tell him go in and get it....oh boy this guy comes running out of the house where the fuc@ is my dildo...and my fuc@king chips....he did not care one bit about the rest ..i guess he had a date or something he sure was pissed we had to call the cops to get him off the property...or we were going to kick his ass...

i got one more ...my wifes mom had me put a lamp in her room next to her bed i sit the lamp down on the night stand i tosss the cord behind the bed cause i was going under the bed to plug it in arms reach..so without looking i stick my hand under there looking for the end of the cord i feel something rubbery and big so i pull it and it was a big mother black snake dildo...I'm oh poop i threw in back under the bed plugged the light in and i had to look one more timee....pull it out again ...and boy her dad walks in..I'm holding this big mother dilddo...he tells me where the fu@# you get that i told him that not mine i wass going to ask you the same...and my mother in law walks in and said oh fuc# i was out of there....i think i was more embrassed then them i dont think daddy knew mommy had it i could never look at her the same....

 

[ZANDOR]

oh here we go again hb the second one was good.have you ever gone back to the inlaws house.crying again

 

[werks21]

I don't know whats so funny.

i do! LMAO!!!! i may or may not have poop myself

 

[hb1111]

it was in cali. we moved to hawaii...

 

[AC48]

hb1111, those are some halarious stories. It must suck to be in that position though, holding a dildo when the dad walks in... sounds like something out of a movie lol.

 

[hb1111]

its reall funny cause i do all kinds of work and most of it in peoples home and bedrooms and bathroom,and sometimes we work in peolpes home when they not home i have one that was working for me and everytime went into someone home when they not the there this sob heads straight for the clothes hamper in his mission to find panties...the he looks around to find a picture of whos they are ...he no longer works for me i could not have that on my jobs..it was funny as hell ,,i could list storys i seen all day long!!!!

 

[AC48]

Sweet, lets hear some more good stories!