something funny at work today!!!

[hb1111]

i went to this house to do a estimate it was a real strange family living there a husband,his wife and a son thats like 21 or so, I'm being escorted around the house the the realtor thats selling the house for the owners,anyways we look at everything from the shower to the yard then the son comes home in which his door was locked i saw him sitting by a tree across the road i guess he was waiting till we leave,i guess he though we was done so he came home his dad told him "son open the door so these people can see the termite damage he hesitated and told his dad his room was diirty but we told we were not coming back just for the room, so he opens the door and boy this guy had porno mags everywhere and cut out parts of the vagina's all over,so then he gathers it all up and sticks it in his cabinet his shorts hooks up the the handle and knocks the cabinet down,and out of this cabinet comes about 50 porno dvds and about 10 big ass DILDOS all over the floor you should of seen his moms face she was so embrassed she went in the room and never came out the dad said "holy moly son" i was rolling i just thought i'd share that with you all....oh yeah the realtor did not say one word till we left...

 

[Diver6127]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I just had a mental pictre of that whole scene. It sounds like an edited out sene from the American Pie series!

 

[Jamie]

LMFAO i can picture that too! You have a great job!

 

[NITRO 21]

Thats great I could picture that perfectly! Now did you do the right thing and offer to help him clean up lol!!!

 

[hb1111]

oh he cleaned it up real quick...funny thing is he didnt even have a bed in his room??

like i said it was a really weird family the dad call me in the master bedroom to show me a light that was hanging form the ceiling and he busts out his guitar and starts singing i was like what the hell is wrong with this guy??

 

[Lessen]

lol, some funny poop man, good story

 

[vbgagnon]

The Adams' family! HAHAH that is some funny poop man!

 

[robmob]

ROFLMFAO.

 

[ZANDOR]

wow sounds like to me some one needs to keep an eye on this kid.
what a freek.

 

[c3racing0082]

Just To Damm Funny. Thats An Instant Classic.

 

[Rolex]

I can't believe his parents didn't make him clean up the room before they called a realtor.
Since this guy was obviously a loner, where do you thing the dildos went?

 

[Piston]

LMAO thats too funny


And TMI at the same time LOL!!! Rolex how could you let that image take up space in your head man

 

[whitecat]

man... thats too funny! the best part is the "holy moly son....." man... I would have pissed my pants if I saw that. but why does he need dildos for? I mean... they were straight porn dvd's right?

 

[hb1111]

the dad and mom both were drinking beer and it was 12:00 noon i dont think the parents knew the realtor was coming kinda last minute,besides i think they would even care...i bet the dad wants to get hold of a couple dvds and some dildos for momma....lol ill try to get a pic of this family if i can I'm going there on wed.

 

[ZANDOR]

Oh now you have to get pics of them.Just tell them it is needed for the records.LOL besides that go there after 1:30 or so they should be buzzed buy then..

 

[RatzoRC]

I don't find anything abnormal about that.
I have a dildo in my pocket right now.

 

[hb1111]

what the hells your address? your mom drive a white sentra?

 

[Rolex]

I don't find anything abnormal about that.
I have a dildo in my pocket right now.

Damn, that's almost as funny as the original post.

 

[ZANDOR]

I don't find anything abnormal about that.
I have a dildo in my pocket right now.

iam laufing so fucken hard right now.oh poop.Ok iam crying.dam ratzo

 

[RatzoRC]

I don't know whats so funny.