Some Funny sayings...

[h8z2luze]

Parenting a toddler is like having a blender without a lid!


I just got my first tattoo and it really hurt. I think next time I'll use colder water to put it on.


Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.



Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. You stand over there holding a piece of paper and i will throw a rock and you and then we'll see who wins.



I'm not here rite now...but if u see a crazed person throwing skittles everywhere yelling "taste the rainbow!" don't worry ill be back when I get bailed out.



The Skort, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your butt.




...Ice Ice Baby...ha ha...now u got it stuck in your head...and even if u hate it you know every last word..

 

[hamz9561]

Taste the Rainbow! Taste the rainbow! Oh no! It's the guys in the white suits with butterfly nets! Gotta run!

 

[moe7404]

i dont have to be back at the home till 11:00

 

[hamz9561]

I can get the song out of your head but it won't be pretty:

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.......

 

[h8z2luze]

In West Philadelphia born an raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days......

 

[speedingbulletbp]

YOU CAN DO IT! CHOP HIS FREAKING HEAD OFF! (I know thats not the actual word, but there are kids who go on this site) (off waterboy)

Remember, 2nd place is the first loser

Horn broke? Watch for finger!

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.

"They are who we thought they were!" Dennis Green

"If you wanna crown em, then crown their @ss" Dennis Green

"I feel like I'm the best, but your not going to get me to say that." Jerry Rice

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid" Terry Bradshaw

“Well, what happened was, that second game, we got our butts kicked. In the second half, we just got our butts totally kicked. We couldn’t do diddley poo offensively, we couldn’t make a first down, we couldn’t run the ball, we didn’t try to run the ball, we couldn’t complete a pass – we sucked. The second half, we sucked. We couldn’t stop the run. Every time they got the ball, they went down and got points. We got our butts totally kicked in the second half – that’s what it boiled down to. It was a horse**** performance in the second half. Horse****. I’m totally embarrassed and totally ashamed. Coaching did a horrible job. The players did a horrible job. We got our butts kicked in that second half. It sucked. It stunk.” Jim Mora

“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.” John Madden

I know it says sayings, but I think quotes fit in that category too, and some of them were just too hard not to post

If you want to see some of these coaching rants I posted and some other really good ones, I found a vid on youtube of TSNs top 10 coaching rants....hilarious
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G17zp0_26xU&feature=related"]YouTube- Top 10 memorable NFL coaching rants[/ame]

 

[flandersander]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.


Balls.

 

[neobart]

Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

 

[h8z2luze]

Why not?

 

[Lessen]

and then?.?.?...

 

[moe7404]

i dont have to be back at the home till 11:00

 

[hamz9561]

Taste the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!