Riddle me this

[neobart]

Because she was dead. She was one the many people she killed.

 

[Rolex]

That was already suggested.
I'll be back. gotta put laundry in the dryer.

 

[neobart]

D'oh. Brain fart.

Can you do that from your chair?

 

[robmob]

She's a serial killer that has yet to be caught.

Speaking of nick names, is she a Hurricane or a tropical storm?

I never said it was a person.

You got it with Hurricane.

 

[nitrogator]

i would have never thought of a hurricane

 

[robmob]

Another easy one.

How many letters are in the alphabet?

 

[Candyman]

There are 11 letters in "the alphabet"

 

[robmob]

Too easy.

Let's try this one.

A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?

 

[Rolex]

If you said "Agnes" or "Andrew" instead of Bertha, you would have saved us all a lot of brain cells.

Toothpicks.....

Two other people also took one each.

 

[neobart]

He couldn't count.....

 

[robmob]

So close, but yet so far.

Try again.

 

[nitrogator]

2 toothpics fell to the floor

 

[robmob]

You are off track.

 

[Rolex]

The tooth pics were arranged in Roman numerals.
XII being 12, then IX being 9.

 

[robmob]

Close, but still not right.

 

[Rolex]

I actually have tooth picks on my desk. I can't believe that was wrong. Bummer.

 

[robmob]

You're going to kick yourself.

 

[Rolex]

I doubt it. I'd have to get my lazy ass out of the recliner to do that.

 

[robmob]

Play with your toothpicks some more.

 

[nitrogator]

he made a number 9 with the tooth pics