Riddle me this

[Candyman]

She would be 43.

When he was 2, she was 1 (2x her age)
When he was 3, she was 2 (1.5x her age)

 

[Rolex]

He peeked at my paper.

 

[Candyman]

I showed my math....

 

[Rolex]

I posted 2 minutes sooner, and we weren't required to turn in our work sheets.

When it comes to doing math in your head, there are only 3 types of people.

Those that can, and those that can't.

 

[flandersander]

or maybe you copied his math too eh Rolex... 3 types? yah really no kidding...

 

[Rolex]

An old Indian and a young brave sat upon a rock, deep in the woods, contemplating nature when the old Indian turned to the young one and said, "You my brave son, and your cousin is my nephew, but I not your father. Who am I?"

 

[Candyman]

Joe Mamma

 

[Rolex]

No more calls please. We have a winner.

 

[Lessen]

looks like I missed all the fun...

 

[flandersander]

I would say a baseball coach.

 

[Rolex]

Wrong! The answer is 'Thursday'.
NO soup for you!

 

[billym9]

i dont get it

 

[Rolex]

We're looking for caller #7.
Caller 7 wins it all.

 

[frickenjoey]

There are 7 girls on a bus
Each girl has 7 backpacks
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats
For every big cat there are 7 little cats

Question: How many legs are there in the bus?
And it's not a trick question!

 

[HeartBreak]

0 - Bus has wheels.

Almost got me there... I may be half-blonde, but I'm not dumb half the time.....

 

[frickenjoey]

No it is a real question, seriously....I said it is NOT a trick question....How many legs are there IN the bus not ON the bus.. because of course the bus has no legs....but best to make sure right?

 

[Candyman]

There are 7 girls on a bus
Each girl has 7 backpacks
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats
For every big cat there are 7 little cats

Question: How many legs are there in the bus?
And it's not a trick question!

There are 10990 legs....

 

[Ryan with savage]

There are 10990 legs....

Agreed or 10992 if we have to include the driver.......

 

[Rolex]

0 - Bus has wheels.

Almost got me there... I may be half-blonde, but I'm not dumb half the time.....

Here's your box of rocks. You're HOW blonde?

I agree with Candyman, and also with Ryan if the driver is included.

 

[frickenjoey]

Good morning guys...yes you are correct...very good