Please decypher these bumper stickers for me

[scottm]

My favorite I ever saw is "caution, this car swerves to run over small animals"

 

[.21Rc10GT]

Some of my favorites...

Who pi$$ed in your gene pool?
Save gas. Fart in a jar.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
Keep honking, I'm reloading
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget

Man, reading that had me in tears!!! LMFAO!!! :hammer:

 

[HeartBreak]

Mine has the following stickers;

Bad Cop No Donut
Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
What part of GET OFF MY TAIL DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
Got Brains?

And the Obligitory AE "American R/C Racer"

I'm still lookin for one that says "don't blame the owner, blame the birds" (if you saw the car, you'd know...)

 

[jetmechG550]

Cowgirl up is just the same as Cowboy up. Basically "get tough" or "toughen up". As far as the "Cowboy butts" one chicks that follow the rodeo and horseman seen check a guys ass and if he's wearing something other than the original Wrangler's fuhgetaboutit. Kinda like them wearing the no pocket pants. Kinda hard to explain unless you hang in that type of crowd. BTW, they aren't the WalMart Wranglers, they are the ones you usually find at a western store or something like Rural King for about $20 and you have to wash 'em about 15 times to soften 'em up.

 

[Tweak]

So are there any "RCNT" bumperstickers or decals in the near future mods? ::hint hint::

 

[Plaidfish]

4u2nv makes em...there's a sale thread now.......
Bad Cop, No Donut.....best Bumper Sticker of all time hands down......

 

[.30savage]

here's one i saw..."guns kill people like spoons made Rosanne Barr fat"

 

[4u2nv]

How bout the "Ass gas or grass, noone rides for free." If them aint saying search my vehicle, nothing is..lol..

My dad had one on his old poopy Ranger that said "My kid can beat up your honor student" I was pretty proud of that one..lol

 

[Plaidfish]

here's one i saw..."guns kill people like spoons made Rosanne Barr fat"

ROFLMA......OHMAGAWD...O MA GAWD.......I just found a new favorite....and it won't even get me pulled over......

 

[lumpy]

Here in Minnesota you still see alot of "Wellstone" stickers, even though he died in a plane crash like 2 years ago. He was a senator, the stickers are green, well the other day on the way to work lol and behold a "Wellstone Airlines" sticker it was green like his, same print, but only a plane crashing in the back ground. I thought it was kind of funny. I like the sticker, When a chicks driving, If your going to ride my ass! At least pull my hair!

 

[stuckintulsa]

How about...

"Ted Kennedy has killed more people than my gun."

My wife has...

"If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk"

My brother put on his wife's Toyota Prius...

"0-60 in 14 minutes"

 

[robmob]

Had this one on my truck in high school back when there was no such thing as being politcally correct.

"No Fat Chicks"

 

[Monster_GT_Kid]

i like the ones like "hows my driving? call 1-800-F**k-off"

 

[robmob]

Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.

Horne broken. Watch for Finger.

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT poop

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

If you can read this, thank your teacher.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

I'm not drunk shilly sit

So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

 

[okihost]

Had this one on my truck in high school back when there was no such thing as being politcally correct.

"No Fat Chicks"

haha you are right I am sure these days that would land you a fat suspension or something of sorts.

 

[c3racing0082]

What about the one that says "Beer helping ugly poeple get laid since 19??"

 

[Carls_Mammoth]

stickers

My brother has a sticker on the back of his truck that says, "I choked Jenna Jameson"

 

[bustedgears]

My brother has a sticker on the back of his truck that says, "I choked Jenna Jameson"

Hey, don't talk about my truck. :jk: :jk:

Deficits are for republicans. (election time)
I'd rather be driving a titleist.
Don't ever hold your farts in. The gas travels up your spine and into your brain, and THAT is where poopy ideas come from.
If you can read this, I'm moving my foot over the brake.

 

[ZANDOR]

I seen this one yesterday

Some men like to batter there women

I like them plain!