SublimeRevo
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I don't know if anyone has seen this before or not but I thought it was good.
A man and his ever-nagging wife
went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there,
the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him
he would just have her
shipped home.
The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000
to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you
would spend only $150?"
The man replied,
"Long ago Jesus died here,
was buried here,
and three days later
He rose from the dead.
I just can't take
that chance!"
A man and his ever-nagging wife
went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there,
the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him
he would just have her
shipped home.
The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000
to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you
would spend only $150?"
The man replied,
"Long ago Jesus died here,
was buried here,
and three days later
He rose from the dead.
I just can't take
that chance!"