nagging wife.

[SublimeRevo]

I don't know if anyone has seen this before or not but I thought it was good.

A man and his ever-nagging wife
went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there,
the Wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him
he would just have her
shipped home.

The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000
to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you
would spend only $150?"

The man replied,
"Long ago Jesus died here,
was buried here,
and three days later
He rose from the dead.

I just can't take
that chance!"

 

[SMaxxin]

It's always worth the extra cash to make sure it's done right the first time!

 

[jon2]

Pretty hilarious....

 

[nitrogator]

thats funny

 

[Rolex]

I really enjoyed that one. Don't forget to renew your subscription to Reader's Digest SublimeRevo.

 

[SublimeRevo]

Don't forget to renew your subscription to Reader's Digest SublimeRevo.

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[Rolex]

?

That's where I just read it.

 

[SublimeRevo]

oh ok. I don't have readers digest. I originally saw it on craigslist.