Mom's know

[Hunter]

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

Stunned, the young man says, "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her," she says.

 

[sweetdiesel]

Ouch!! Nice one.

 

[slowngreen]

lol thats funny and in most cases true.

 

[olds97_lss]

That's pretty good... although, if I tried that, my mother would just start beating me. If I stopped her to ask why, she would yell at me about marrying more than one!

SHE HATES EVERYONE!

Good thing I'm married to someone that doesn't care what my mother thinks. One of the many things we agree upon

 

[insaneatvs]

I guess i got lucky, my mother really likes my wife