Happy Birthday my friend! Hope it has been a good one.
This is about how Rolex looks about now, only it is empty beer cans......
Candles have been blew out, cake was served,
Strippers left when he started getting dressed for bed. That would scare anyone but a nurse from hospice. And they have bad dreams about that stuff.
Gonna be some stories told around the water cooler tomorrow!
Damn bro! Just realized it was yesterday. Sorry.
Hope ya got over all that beer.....
There was one stripper that was asking about ya. The last on on stage. I gave her your number.....
Thanks to all of you. Now the cleanup begins. All the strippers left their used Depends on the living room floor or the dining room table.
On the bright side, the donkey in the bedroom is still breathing. None of the sheep made it.