Look who turned 137 today!

[WoodiE]

Who knew birthdays went that high! Happy Birthday @Rolex!!

 

[cbaker65]

Happy B-day Rolex!

 

[robmob]

Doesn't look a day over 125 either.

Happy Birthday!

 

[ninnon]

Happy Birthday. The strippers are in the back on your left.

 

[Rolex]

Happy Birthday. The strippers are in the back on your left.

My neck doesn't turn that way anymore.

Thanks, guys.

 

[HPIguy]

Happy Birthday Ralph!!

 

[godale03]

Happy Belated Birthday Ralph!!!!

Even though you forgot mine this year.....

 

[Rolex]

Thanks, again, friends. @godale03 remind me in early August, okay?

 

[Certified Mike]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!! (I hope you had a good one!!!)

 

[digger]

Happy Birthday my friend! Hope it has been a good one.

This is about how Rolex looks about now, only it is empty beer cans......
Candles have been blew out, cake was served,
Strippers left when he started getting dressed for bed. That would scare anyone but a nurse from hospice. And they have bad dreams about that stuff.
Gonna be some stories told around the water cooler tomorrow!

Damn bro! Just realized it was yesterday. Sorry.
Hope ya got over all that beer.....
There was one stripper that was asking about ya. The last on on stage. I gave her your number.....

Hope ya had a good one!

 

[Rolex]

Thanks, @digger. No beer, no YooHoo. The party broke up after the last case of Ensure was gone.

 

[hamz9561]

A belated happy birthday, @Rolex!

 

[Rolex]

Thanks to all of you. Now the cleanup begins. All the strippers left their used Depends on the living room floor or the dining room table.
On the bright side, the donkey in the bedroom is still breathing. None of the sheep made it.

 

[hamz9561]

Did you ever find that one stripper's teeth in your recliner? lol

 

[Certified Mike]

Turns out her teeth were still hanging off the trailer hitch... The one with no chrome left on it.

 

[Rolex]

Did you ever find that one stripper's teeth in your recliner? lol

I was wondering what was biting me on the ass.

 

[hamz9561]

I was wondering what was biting me on the ass.

Your spammy posts? lol

 

[cbaker65]

I was wondering what was biting me on the ass.

Don't be surprised that

Your spammy posts? lol

Yea but ,he might better go see the doctor about those bites!....