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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him
out of ten million dollars. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an
occupational benefit, since a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he could testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing
$10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, in a luggage locker in the Port Authority bus terminal on 42nd St. and 8th Ave. It's in locker #143, and the key is under the passenger's side floor mat in my Mercedes, parked outside.
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you're a wimp and you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
out of ten million dollars. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an
occupational benefit, since a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he could testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing
$10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, in a luggage locker in the Port Authority bus terminal on 42nd St. and 8th Ave. It's in locker #143, and the key is under the passenger's side floor mat in my Mercedes, parked outside.
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you're a wimp and you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
Nice one!
