Joke: Class of '74

[Rolex]

While waiting for an appointment with a new dentist, a lady noticed his certificate which bore his full name. She remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in her high school class some 30 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, she quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been a classmate. After he had examined her teeth, she asked him if he had attended the local high school. "Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" she asked.

He answered, "In 1974."

"Why, you were in my class!" she exclaimed.

He looked at her closely and then asked, "What subject did you teach?"

 

[El Pirata]

Good comeback.

 

[StrechM]

The funny part about this joke is that they graduated 2 years after me.....yikes! Good one.

 

[El Pirata]

Dude, you're really old.

 

[StrechM]

Naaa, you're just still a kid.

 

[jon2]

I was born 1975

 

[Mr T-Maxx]

True Story

I attended my 20th high school reunion this summer....that's 1984 not 1974...none-the-less, I'm standing in the beverage line and this husband of a girl I graduated with said; "hey, it's cool that you guys invited your old teachers to the reunion" I replied, "I didn't know we did, who do you mean" He points to this OLD! looking dude. With beverage in hand I went to investigate. Ended up being one of my classmates. Holy smokes this dude looked old.


Mr T

 

[El Pirata]

Naaa, you're just still a kid.

Glad to see there are at least 3 people older than me on the site. Here's to ya there pops