Joke: Boyfriend of Blonde

[Rolex]

A blonde teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance.
Leather jacket, chains, motorcycle boots, tattoos, pierced nose, tongue, lips and ears, and a purple Mohawk haircut.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and expressed their concern.
"Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "I don't think this is a very good boy for you to get involved with."

"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't good, why would he be doing 2000 hours of community service?"

 

[Jamie]

Haha!!!!!

 

[El Pirata]

Thats why cleaning my 45 will be my favorite date night ritual, just making sure it's assembled when the suitors come over to take my daughter out.

 

[Loser]

yikes pirata!
"prays to never find a girl with a dad like pirata" :jk:

 

[Blah420]

Thats why cleaning my 45 will be my favorite date night ritual, just making sure it's assembled when the suitors come over to take my daughter out.

dont forget to have it in plain view or against there temple

 

[El Pirata]

I was thinking of inspecting it while it's pointing towards the new boyfriend letting him look into the big bore of the barrel from the dangerous end. Let him draw his own conclusions how big of a hole it puts in things. If subtle hints do not work I will make sure to show him targets from the range.

 

[Blah420]

or just take him shooting so he can see the damage first hand if that dont work shoot his ass

 

[El Pirata]

I suppose showing him both accuracy and the volume I shoot might help as well. My daughter's going to hate me in a few years for "helping" her decide boys are not worth it.

 

[Blah420]

yeah but it will be fun makein sure the boys stay inline and not try poop

 

[ZANDOR]

When i was 17 I was dating this girl so we were out. when i got her home she was 20 miniuts late for her cerfew 11 o'clock any way. when i pulled into her drive way her dad was standing there waiting for her.He told her to go in side so she did.well i tryed to tell him that we go caught in traffic. but this just pissed him off even more and he grabed me by my neck and chocked the living poop out of me and told me to never come back. Well when i got home and told my old man what had happened and he saw my neck OHHHHH poop OH ya my old man got in his truck while draging me behind him.WELL long story short when we pulled into this girls drive way her dad was letting there dog out my old man told me to get out of the truck as he did he walked up to this poop head and knocked out 3 of his front teeth while chocking the living poop out of him (YA GO DAD)lol
so the moral of this story is that if your going to do something to your daughters boy friends you better hope they don't have a father like mine....

OH and i do have a 14 year old daughter....

 

[Blah420]

ahaha just shoot him also

 

[El Pirata]

ahaha just shoot him also

That sounds like a plan if I am ever in that situation.

 

[Rolex]

If you plan on cleaning your gun while your daughter's boyfriend is there, keep looking around the room with a blank stare and keep repeating, "I knew I shouldn't have quit taking my medication."

 

[Blah420]

ahahaha