Joke: A Good Dog

[Rolex]

A woman noticed an unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash.
Behind her were at least 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know this is not a good time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse holds my husband."
"What happened to him?" she asked. The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "His girlfriend. She was trying to help defend my husband from the dog when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women when she finally asks, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The widow replied, "Get in line."

 

[El Pirata]

Way way way old one but I always prefered the version with the man walking the dog and for the funeral procession of his wife and mother in law.

 

[Rolex]

Never got that version, but I'd have preferred it. You want a mother in law joke? Give me a minute to dig one out of the sub-basement of the vault.

 

[Jamie]

Nice joke! Keep em' coming!

 

[El Pirata]

A man noticed an unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a leash.

Behind him were at least 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't contain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know this is not a good time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "Well, that first hearse holds my wife."

"What happened to her?" he asked. The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "Her mother. She was trying to help defend my wife from the dog when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men when he finally asks, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."

There now a happy ending.

 

[Rolex]

Thanks EP. I like it. I'm placing that version in my vault, and deleting the other one.
Gotta' love those happy endings.

 

[pissant]

lol, where do u get these??